Sunday, August 27, 2006


Remember long ago when politicians were considered to be fairly intelligent and reasonably sane individuals? Forget sanity! Forget intellect! That sexcist, racist blowhard Crazy Ted is considering running for governor of Michigan. According to Field & Stream magazine (Dec. 2005/ Jan. 2006), Ted Nugent is considering running for governor of Michigan in 2010.

Crazy Ted's imbecilic rantings resemble that of a street-ranting psycho, the type of person who yells at passerbys, and who gets enraged when they ignore him. But the self-styled "sportsmen" and "sportswomen" seem proud of their Crazy Ted because while he may not appear well balanced or intelligent, he at least speaks his animal-hating, sexist, racist drivel that propels his disturbed mind.

Ted tries to appear thoughtful and even articulate, but he always shoots himself in the foot because he is too mentally unstable to hide his contempt for anyone who disagrees with him. We expect rock stars - even aging ones - to be a bit eccentric, if not downright nuts. But we expect more from our elected officials because these people have real power to effect people's lives.

Ted Nugent has been called many things, but intellectual is not one of them. He is a proud erectile achiever, though, claiming to get a "full predator spiritual erection" from "pursing bears, lions, coons, housecats, escaped chimps, small children, scared women, and everything else that can be chased and /or hunted." Congratulations to Ted and his peers for making hunting a bizarre sexual experience. The reader may research Ted's infamous statement on the Web by searching "Ted Nugent full predator spiritual erection." Crazy Ted is so bewildered that he believes getting an erection is a spiritual experience.

For Nugent to say that antihunting and anti-gun lobbies have unlimited funding is a total fallacy and a sick one to promote at that. There is no lobby more wealthy and without bottom in their
pockets than Crazy Ted's NRA.

One of Ted's many problems is that he tries to be an everyman, an average joe, while he is actually quite isolated by his self-congratulatory wealth. He is able to stock his many private acres with "game animals" which he brags about killing and mutilating. He plants trees that won't be beneficial for a hundred years while ridiculing those who sacrifice their homes to
save old growth trees.

In the Field & Stream article (Dec. 2005/Jan.2006), Nugent states that he wants no minimum hunting age. That's right, little 4 - year - olds should run wild with their weaponry, blasting every creature in sight as Nugent does.


And here is Crazy Ted's basic message: "We need more racists in public office, and more animal - killing toddlers, because that is what our world wants and needs. Yes, folks, I've got the courage to stand up to women and antihunters because I'm too unstable to stay home and mind my own business. I am brave enough to insult the Hare Krishnas and Heidi Prescott of the Fund for Animals . . . and I have my guns and lawyers to protect me.

I want to preach my message of animal cruelty: 'Kill It & Grill It.' You see, I can't even relate to a common housecat without wanting to kill it, because when you're really into killing and maiming animals, almost any critter is fair game. I cannot tell you the fun I get, the 'high' I get from killing all sorts of wild and domestic animals, and I want to pass on this valuable belief system to the youngsters of America.

People such as myself are addicted to killing innocent animals to make up for a lack of personal power and control. But that's okay with us so-called 'sportsmen' because we pretend to be controlling deer herds, but in reality the herds spin out of control. We thoroughly enjoy killing and crippling animals. In fact, it is so much fun to crucify these poor critters that I want to spread my 'Crazy Ted's Gospel of Sadism' to every man, woman and child. You see, we live in a cruel world, and God knows that I have done my part to create needless and mindless suffering to God's creatures. That's why God created animals - for bloodthirsty bigots and animal haters to exterminate! Don't you people see that is what God wants? Wake up and smell the blood - it's delicious!"


Crazy Ted's enemies are those who want humane treatment of animals and who recoil from the sick-minded misery that Ted inflicts on defenseless animals. Crazy Old Ted's contempt for animals spills over into contempt for minorities, people of different cultures, women, and anyone else who disagrees with his pathological worldview. Crazy Ted does not realize that most people are not pathological animal killers, and most people in the United States are willing to tolerate other religions and cultures.

By making stupid, inflammatory, and racist /sexist remarks, Crazy Old Ted has become a nationally renowned eccentric redneck. He is not valued for his intellect but for his ability to make idiotic comments while he offends people - who number in the millions - who disagree with him. And being an offensive loudmouth is an easy way to get not only attention, but to enlist a small army of inarticulate follwers.

Crazy Old Ted stated: "George W's record is good. He did an amazing job in Texas with improving the air, soil and water quality." Crazy Ted may be sober but he's still high on something. In reality, Texas and California have the worst air quality in the nation while having among the highest per capita income. George W's election was funded by oil magnates and his state is driven by the oil business.

His condemnation of Ralph Nader is evidence of his ego. Nader was one of the few people who spoke out against the SUV phenomenon back when he worked for Carter, a hugely underestimated domestic leader. Nader and company substantiated their claims that SUV's were mechanically and physically prone to roll overs, were gas guzzlers, and were solely the conception of Detroit who tried to use the law that exempted pick-up trucks from emission standards. Can't build a station wagon without paying extra tariffs? Fine, we'll use the frame of a pick-up truck and build something far more wasteful than a station wagon, far more unsafe and ecologically unsound to avoid those taxes and emissions regulations.

Crzay Old Ted tries to sound intellectual but shoots himself in the foot: "We need to demand that industry lives up to the laws we've already got in place. It's not about being on the left or the right, but about confronting corruption in the industry and government." For one thing, the laws we have in place don't answer to the planet's or this nations real needs, so enforcing them is blind ignorance. Finally, Crazy Ted is as far right as they come so how can he talk about bipartisanship for the good of the truth? Crazy Old Ted talks a lot but what he actually does tells the true story.


Crazy Ted has apirations to become the future governor of Michigan. But, before you approve of this sexist, racist, animal-hating hothead, read the news items below.

"My being there (South Africa) isn't going to affect any political structure. Besides, apartheid isn't that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal." - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990

(About Haiti) "We should put razor wire around our borders and give the finger to any piece of shit who wants to come here." - Westword Newspaper, Denver, Colorado, July 27, 1994

"[Ted Nugent's] conversations are peppered with the word nigger. He refers to his upcoming tour of Japan the Jap Whack Tour." - Detroit Free Press Magazine, July 15, 1990

"...Yeah, we want to go to Saudi Arabia, man, and see if we can't get a four iron and knock people's laundry off the top of their heads. Wear laundry on your head and die, is the basic theme of the Damn Yankees ... (The Damn Yankees was Ted's band in the '90s)" - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 25, 1990

"... And in my mind, I'm going why can't I just shoot this guy in the spine right now; shoot him in the spine, explain the facts of life to him... [Ted referring to an encounter with a Hare Krishna]" - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 28, 1990

"... Yeah they love me (in Japan) - they're still assholes. These people they don't know what life is. I don't have a following, they need me; they don't like me, they need me ... Foreigners are assholes; foreigners are scum; I don't like 'em; I don't want 'em in this country; I don't want 'em selling me doughnuts; I don't want 'em pumping my gas; I don't want 'em downwind of my life- OK? So anyhow - and I'm dead serious ... " - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J.,
November 19, 1992


"Anybody that doesn't think it is better to blow someones brains out than to be raped, deserves to be raped! If you don't think your life is worth it then please go out there, don't wear any underpants and get RAPED!! Cuz you deserve it ..." - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 23, 1991

"When other guys were getting high, I would grab a couple babes, go squirrel hunting and see just how mini mini-skirts could get." - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990

"... I met a couple of guys in line yesterday and they say write something to my girlfriend, she won't let me go hunting. I wrote her something, I wrote Drop dead bitch. What good is she, trade her in, get a Dalmatian, who needs her, the wench." - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 25, 1991

About Hillary Clinton: "You probably can't use the term 'toxic cunt' in your magazine, but that's what she is. Her very existence insults the spirit of individualism in this country. This bitch is nothing but a two-bit whore for Fidel Castro." - Westword Newspaper , Denver, Colorado, July 27, 1994

And if you're a woman who feels that his lyrics to ditties such as the immortal "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" are sexist, Nugent says, "Fuck you and go to a Garth Brooks show. Kiss my dog's dead, diseased, rotting ass. If you don't have a sense of humor, you're not allowed in Ted's world. I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware." - Westword Newspaper, Denver, Colorado, July 27, 1994

Ted Nugent has forked over $75,000 - paying the price for shooting off his mouth. Interviewed in late '92 on WRIF-FM ... he referred to Heidi Prescott (of The Fund for Animals) as a 'worthless whore' and a 'shallow slut' and suggested 'Who needs to club a seal, when you could club Heidi" - Detroit Free Press , April 5, 1995